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March 4, 2012

“ I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things ”

A Song of Ice and Fire

February 22, 2012
February 19, 2012
February 6, 2012

Signs he’s not super duper into you and probably won’t be calling

More to come. I need a nap to sleep off my shame.

February 2, 2012   2,052 notes

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February 1, 2012   4,397 notes


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January 25, 2012

It is really too crazy how much can happen in one month.

January 12, 2012
January 12, 2012
January 5, 2012   3 notes
January 5, 2012

Reasons Why I’m Single #2

A threesome is probably not the best foundation in which to build a relationship upon.

December 11, 2011

Reasons Why I’m Single #1

Sometimes when I’m chewing up ice I let it melt in my mouth and I suck air in so that it sounds like I’m taking a big rip out of a bong.

December 11, 2011   1 note

Rules to live by

You can’t trust what a guy says when his penis is still in your vagina. I don’t know what it is, but they will say anything they think you want to hear. Even if you didn’t prompt it. Dumbasses.

November 29, 2011

I’ve been so many different girls. I’ve been the girl the guy doesn’t care about, who meets her at a bar for a date and it ends in a make out in his car- meaningless and nothing. I’ve been the unattainable girl, the rebound, the girl with a puppy-dog crush, the crazy girl, the desperate girl, the dork, and the heartbreaker. I’ve been a bitch, and a sweetheart, and considered goth or mod or hipster. I’ve been the weird girl, the fancy girl, the fashiony city girl, the naïve girl. All depending on whose eyes are looking at me; Whose eyes I’m being seen through. I’ve been the flirt, the tease, the confusing girl who leads guys on, all the while, the only variable being the man who was looking at me. And the only constant being me. So I guess when I find the right guy, whatever that means, I’ll know because I’ll be the truest, happiest, best, most balanced version of myself. I’ll be the person I am when I’m all alone, or with friends… only more loved, and, um, not alone.”

Alexi Wasser